Purple butterflies.
Badminton teams are typically great at sky diving over salt water lakes.
Salt water lakes can't be used for bottle openers during the month of may.
The month of may is the best time for yodeling and bike riding.
Yodeling and bike riding should not be done while eating peanut butter.
Eating peanut butter can cause warts.
Warts never grow on carrier pigeons.
Carrier pigeons can be very deadly when they are allowed to drive golf carts.
Golf carts require rigorous amounts of paper.
Paper is extremely valuable on Mars.
Mars depends greatly upon the misuse of hair gel.
Hair gel is largely made from crushed dandelions.
Crushed dandelions can't survive unless eaten by an armadillo.
An armadillo will only attack someone if it hasn't had arthritis.
Arthritis leads to faulty barbecue lids.
Faulty barbecue lids can only be fixed by purple butterflies.
A Grey Back Gorilla.
A grey back gorilla always gives generously to charity.
Charity is a characteristic best demonstrated by anteaters.
Anteaters cause two thirds of the worlds earthquakes and tornadoes.
Earthquakes and tornadoes only hold tea parties on Tuesday the fifteenth.
Tuesday the fifteenth is the only day of the year that it rains in both Fiji and Morocco.
Both Fiji and Morocco supply the world with most of the albino caterpillars.
Albino caterpillars can't lay eggs unless they are exactly three feet off the ground.
Three feet off the ground is the regulatory height for zebras that play Rugby.
Rugby causes more deaths a year than curtain rods.
Curtain rods are the most unused part of brown condos in Maryland.
Maryland became a state on the same day that China banned golf caddies.
Golf caddies can only ride a unicycle during a full moon.
A full moon usually creates great stress in the beams under the Golden Gate Bridge.
The Golden Gate Bridge will be painted turquoise in the future.
In the future every household will have a grey back gorilla.
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